Michael P.

Michael Pxpxxxxxx was a tall, husky kid who always sat near Josh, Jared, and their drama class at lunch. Interestingly, he was never confirmed to be an established friend with any particular person there and just appeared to be joining them at random.

Michael was strange in the sense that Josh and Jared couldn't figure out who he was or why he was always around. He seemed to just be this weird, awkward kid with no discernible personality or style. The closest approximation of his type was some combination of 4chan, Adult Swim, Star Wars, and anime, but even that was a guess. He was seemingly loud and talkative in general, and yet, the guys could not name any particular thing he ever said.

Not unlike Rafael A., Michael seemed to always wear very short shorts (though they weren't bathing suits).

Year after year, Michael would “hover” around the drama group in the cafeteria, but he never ended up breaking the ice and actually having a conversation with anyone.

His constant presence made him an easy name for Josh and Jared to throw in to any random group pairings, but frustratingly, he didn't “do” anything... so much so that there isn't a single story about him.  ❒

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