❐ THE GOOD BROTHERS
Jared and Audrey, as you've never known them before.
A flagship collection, coming in 2026.
Start with Brotherly Love, dive into their Core Memories, become fluent in Wacky Wordplay and Utter Nonsense, and study the deep cuts in Our Fantasy World or Our Stupid Household.
If you want to catch their references, read up on everything Ripped from the Media.
Then there's Jared's Ridiculous Projects and Pip's Corner. And if you know Temple and Toby, Too, well, you know temple and Toby, too.
Had enough yet? There's still more special features, like Juiland's Universe and Our Bookshelf.
And if you're feeling overwhelemed, go straight to the top 10 articles (but not right now, coming soon).
Brotherly Love
We're good brothers, and also twins
Audrey is a little item
Bad brothers, good siblings, bad siblings
Our language
Let's be good
Aubrey Giar is very crumb
The Bill voice
Why am I me? / It's me!
Analyzing our parents and family
Top 10 Articles
Coming soon.
Core Memories
Audrey's dent, dot, rash, and shot
Big Audrey and Little Jared
Birthright
“Buhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuh” (lip movement)
The comfort grip / the uncomfort grip
Complaining to Amazon
Expose forehead, blow raspberry
Gairgoyles greeting cards
George of the Jungle
“Haha-haha-ha, you think you're a...”
Hanging out with Manny
“I saw you in a dream... baby”
Jared and ceiling fans
Jared and traffic lights
Jared dreamed about stepping on Audrey, then woke up and did
Jared shaking his head in Audrey's face
Jared's first memory: someone calling their legs their “dogs”
“I don't have the slightest...”
“It don't need to be about money, it can be about food”
Leewood
- Ms. Valenti saying “burlap”
- Singing in music class
Let's do tummy bumps
Little Face and Big Face
No, you look more like Abi
“Oooh, do not do dat!”
Rubbing eyes so loud they make noise
Scott Manne was mean
Slappy and the Stinkers
Take my hand, and the world will be so grand
The Woman
You're autistic
You're fate
You're insin
Wacky Wordplay and Utter Nonsense
Absolute, utter, and fully
Acac and fepes
“At last, my plan is complete!”
ANSWER ME!
Comfort
Doodoo! (pause) Doodoo! (pause)
Icky
Jill and Hill
Larry, Moshpit, and Memo
Mabel and Babel
The Meat
“Mhmm! Okay. Mhmm!”
The name Pip
Nice 'n warm('n)
Nor
O
“Ooooooh!”
Shan / mountain
Shoot oop
“Shut up, just shut up, you idiot!”
“Ugh, that's flock!”
Utterly stop
The Weakerd
You're varold (very) dumb
FLAGSHIP COLLECTION
Juiland’s Universe
Julian Quintana is our reason for living.
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Our Fantasy World
Am I picking my nose or not?
Audrey rewrites the Arthur theme song
The Baltimore big-boobed woman
Beanie Baby daycare
Billis and the many tummies
Every long- and dark-haired woman was Nancy
Footsteps, look at my footsteps
“Hi, poor girl”
He's a Tall and she's a Mommy
“I am the hungriest person on the face of the planet”
Playing with LEGO
Raising a fist to hit
“Respected, saluted, compared to Lord Cupid...”
Samantha from the JCC WAS a cat
Siberian coco
“We interrupt this program for a special announcement...”
We're in the same family... of murder
When Dogs Attack
Ripped from the Media
“Are you in or out? Save your breath con ta contado”
“Cheers to our daughters...”
“HowDAY DooDAY”
“I did? I do!”
“Monstresimo” Mom
“Shall we dance? Shall we dance, and prance, and sing?”
“Shut up, just shut up, you idiot!”
“Speckle tried every which way to eat his beautiful sandwich”
“Wash away the filth...”
“What have I done?”
“Your mommy... IS A TWIT!”
Our Stupid Household
The ALARM
Apologizing word by word
Blowing up at Jared over “stealing” Audrey's graphing calculator
“CAN WE DO SOMETHING, PLEASE?”
“Come on, people!”
“Do you want to put it in my thing?”
Jared and Audrey forcing the other to turn off the lights and TV
“I DON'T KNOW!”
“I need to get something...”
“I'm in the car!”
Falling asleep to DVD menus
Falling asleep to movies in general
Jenny's random visit
“Let's talk about a random topic: Cloud.”
Listening to a random Irish drinking song
Listening to The Phantom of the Opera
Making fun of TBN, channel 45
“Mommy and Audrey, your bath is ready!”
Our diet
Picking Tiffany's fleas
“Spephen”
Steve's late night computer sounds
Stories (and no stories)
“That door is not closed.”
A tour of Memo's home
Watching infomercials
We have the same spit
Jared's Ridiculous Projects
Basona
The Bill Brothers
- The Bill Brothers Blog
- A Bill of No Arms / A Bill of No Arms Live!
- The Cymbalta commercial
- Our Day in Stop Motion
- The Blood of Brothers
- The drug movie
- Send Me on My Way
The Interest Channel
- A Bet for Your Pet and Games Hour
- INTERNEWS
- Joey Eyeball
It's the 50th anniversary of the opening of our little dumb school
Jared's novels
J&A's Bathroom Books
Johnny and Pip's Little Furniture Store
Mannekids
Pure Television
Sentimental
Tiffany's Nose clothing company
You're Leaving
Pip's Corner
Aubrey and Adurdy
The Baby Abi doll
Boo and Logan
The Audraline Show
Audrey Gair “Day”
“Beebee beebee beebee beebee beewee”
Being absolutely obsessed with Boot
The Bryan Montoya charger
Bumbleheads and waterheads
The chihuahua was cuter than Tiffany
“Colonial men?”
Dancing in my diaper
“Dipsy Dipsy, Dipsy...”
If a dog's nose is dry, they're not healthy
“I'm a cactus!”
“Like laser-eye surgery?”
Lime my insta
The missed voiceover career
The “Mommy is very, very mean” song
“Mommy, will you marry me?”
Mrs. Vikkin Audreyfeather and News Gah
NO JARED GAIRS ALOUD
“No W sitting...”
“Not very comfy!”
“Owls are going to peck and eat me”
“Peanuts... peanuts...”
“Pieces of Me”
Putting a bead up her nose and getting an earring back stuck in her ear
“Thanks!”
“That's my carpool”
Watching The Princess Switch
Working at Little Caesar's
Temple and Toby, Too
Batool
Being mediocre
Bxx Kxxxxxkx's lecture
The Beth Or choir
The book with the feet
Dan the Man
Destiny is 17
“Don't worry, I know it's for your dog”
Drew's new hat
Embodying Belle
Estefian 2 and Estefian Jr.
Kuku Riku
“I have to go.”
In and out parties
Late Night Texts (LNTs)
Laura P.'s crush
Loretta
Marla's breakdown
Mxx Kxxkxxx liked to eat his feet
Michelle & Simone
The Pineapple
“Remember when you hated me?” and underwater
The Spxxtxr threesome
“That's... that's not Ellen”
The where I find God book
Xxxxxr Pxxl
Tob Y. Hanson
When she saw Memo's car get hit
“YOU'RE IN MY WAY”
Special Feature: Our Bookshelf
Amelia's Notebook series by Marissa Moss
Big Max by Kin Platt
Earthsearch by John Cassidy
Flat Stanley by Jeff Brown
Going Swimming by Celia Berridge
Hershel and the Hanukkah Goblins by Eric Kimmel
The Jellybean Principal by Catherine McMorrow
I Spy series by Jean Marzollo
It's Disgusting and We Ate It! by James Solheim
Love You Forever by Robert Munsch
My First Day at School by Emmi S. Herman
Nate the Great by Marjorie W. Sharmat
Once Upon a Potty by Alona Frankel
The Shortest Kid in the World by Corinne Demas Bliss
The oeuvre of Jon Scieszka
Willie's Not the Hugging Kind by Joyce Durham Barrett
