The Baltimore big-boobed woman

When Jared lived in Washington, DC, he would occasionally visit Audrey in Baltimore.

One summer day, he was visiting. They had driven somewhere, gotten into some kind of fight, and were driving home. They rode in the car in silence.

As they approached Audrey's street, they saw a woman walking down the sidewalk, and from that point forward, they could no longer stay in character.

The woman had absolutely gigantic breasts. She was wearing a black bathing suit and shorts (which made sense in the summer heat), but given the attire, her breasts were almost completely out. As she walked, they jiggled and heaved spectacularly, almost defying the laws of physics.

Jared and Audrey both immediately burst out laughing, not at the woman personally, but at the sheer unexpectedness of the sight.  ❐

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